Girl Is Not Allowed To Laugh At My Jokes

Published on Feb 15, 2021
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Girl Is Not Allowed To Laugh At My Jokes
Doctor's orders.

Drew Lynch is an objectively funny comedian, just ask your mom.

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  • Filia_autem_Draconis


    14 hours ago

    You're by far my favourite comedian

  • Sam Knight

    Sam Knight

    Day ago

    This guy not funny

  • Vilma Kivelä

    Vilma Kivelä

    Day ago

    i was so ready for wet dream jokes when she told abt waking in the middle of the night but i was disappointed :c

  • R.I.P. Link

    R.I.P. Link

    Day ago

    Man, a few years ago your stutter was crazy. Look at you now. You're doin really well, keep it up.

  • Suicide Kyd

    Suicide Kyd

    Day ago

    isn't this the cripple who turned on his other cripple friend?

  • Project Gaming

    Project Gaming

    2 days ago

    Rythm Doctor IRL

  • J P

    J P

    2 days ago

    If she reads the comments my brother had an issue like that and had Wolff- Parkinson-White Disease. It was fixed with surgery. Hope they figure out what’s wrong 🙏🏻

  • Aaron Amofa

    Aaron Amofa

    2 days ago

    I love this guy

  • Kiekasa


    3 days ago

    I love this but it’s been a while since I watched Drew and he basically has no stutter now, that’s so impressive

  • cookietiger


    4 days ago

    "its anxiety now" yup! My heart started doing wacky shit, the doctors were like "it's just anxiety". Nope something waas actually wrong with my heart but then I started getting anxious because there's something wrong with my heart. You'd be anxious too if some days you couldn't stand or even sit up without uncontrollably shaking. (btw they eventually did a test and I now have to go check the results).

  • UndefinedScott


    4 days ago

    This is odd. My wife is wearing a heart monitor right now.

  • Freedgodspeed [soccerboy71604]

    Freedgodspeed [soccerboy71604]

    4 days ago

    I had to wear a heart monitor once and log every time my heart hurt. It’s not fun having to log it every time.

  • Floyd Robinson

    Floyd Robinson

    5 days ago

    Drew's stutter has gotten much better. He didn't stutter for around a minute and a half. Good job!

  • Ethan Cogswell

    Ethan Cogswell

    5 days ago

    what happened to his stutter? its like barely there

  • Not Exactly Random

    Not Exactly Random

    7 days ago

    "Man i killed it out there tonight!
    "Oh boy you have no idea"

  • - Bee -

    - Bee -

    8 days ago

    "Is that your drug dealer?"
    I mean, more like prescriber, but yeah.

  • Dizmo Deous

    Dizmo Deous

    8 days ago

    Drew does it again. Crowd riffing maestro. SLAYED

  • Connor DeStefano

    Connor DeStefano

    12 days ago

    The title made me think there was some kind of domestic abuse thing going on

    • Dracosxroses


      9 days ago


  • Saturn's Echo

    Saturn's Echo

    13 days ago

    i remember this video word for word and i can’t remember if it was a tiktok or what lmao

  • Spence


    22 days ago

    He's so quick lol. My type of humor.

  • gary twigg

    gary twigg

    27 days ago

    He is so damn funny

  • eight216


    Month ago

    forgot about this dude for a while but damn he's gotten so much better

  • somehow sentient spork

    somehow sentient spork

    Month ago

    yoo i had the same problem as her!!!

  • StrateUpGamr


    Month ago

    It sounds like the punchline to a joke.
    He's got a stutter, she's got a heart problem, and the doctors trying to relax!

  • John Hanretty

    John Hanretty

    Month ago

    Ay if this girl ever sees this, can she tell me what she has? Cuz I had to do the same shit. Still no answers lmao

  • Jessica m

    Jessica m

    Month ago

    Hey, you’re not a bad dude or anything. But I’d just prefer if you say woman instead of lady or girl. Nothing to get defensive about, it would just make me feel more like an adult :)

  • Wth is a grape?

    Wth is a grape?

    Month ago

    You gotta stop calling women anything but women. Idc if just how your shows go, if it's dark humor or whatever. That's not the point. You can be funny without being misogynistic.

    • Wth is a grape?

      Wth is a grape?

      Month ago

      @K L I was referring to the term "bitch". "Females" and "Whores" also but for this situation, "bitch". I think you took what I said a bit too literal, maybe I wasn't clear. Enjoy your evening.💓

    • K L

      K L

      Month ago

      ... saying “lady” isn’t being misogynistic

  • Joky Bones

    Joky Bones

    Month ago

    Thats what comedy was made for

  • alanhyt79


    Month ago

    "... but these ones won't be as funny, so you'll be fine." LMFAO!

  • Kat R

    Kat R

    Month ago

    My heart can't regulate itself so when i laugh too much i get really sleepy... its probably the only time it'd be good to have an audience member fall asleep at a show right? "I swear it's not boring I'm just dying lol"

  • AJ The Blue Jay

    AJ The Blue Jay

    2 months ago


  • Luna Griffin

    Luna Griffin

    2 months ago

    I didn’t even think about this. When I had my monitor I just did my normal schedule of nothing. I wouldn’t have thought about having to do it at a comedy club. That’s great.

  • 8===================D


    2 months ago

    I like how he can make jokes without making the other person uncomfortable or coming across rude.

  • Naomi McIlvaine

    Naomi McIlvaine

    2 months ago

    She couldn't laugh at the jokes so Drew laughed for her

  • Water Gaming

    Water Gaming

    2 months ago

    This was oddly wholesome...

  • Permix TG

    Permix TG

    2 months ago

    2:16 Ew, David!

  • roya k

    roya k

    2 months ago

    ig you could say they had a nice heart to heart moment

  • Lil Reapz

    Lil Reapz

    2 months ago

    Well you have anxiety now 😂👀😂😂

  • odin Brindley

    odin Brindley

    2 months ago

    Why does this guy look like oompaville

  • PeaceLoveAndRico


    2 months ago

    I got a stabby feeling in my chest right through to my back when you did the first beep, I was actually so scared that i prayed. About five minutes of pure panic ensued.

    And then i farted, I get a little gas from time to time.

  • Becky Wolfe

    Becky Wolfe

    2 months ago

    You're adorable!

  • Mike Ropanis

    Mike Ropanis

    2 months ago

    This guy loves his work and makes himself laugh

  • Zombie


    2 months ago

    Him laughing at his own jokes is so cute lol

  • Only Crazy

    Only Crazy

    2 months ago

    this is the best thing ever
    "is this bitch on a rollercoaster ?"

  • Vegan Vocalist

    Vegan Vocalist

    2 months ago

    I love you Drew 😆😂

  • Anika Prather

    Anika Prather

    2 months ago

    i'd die for him

  • OneEco


    2 months ago

    Heart: Was that a laugh? Huh? HUH! _OVERWOOOORKKKK!_

  • Mr.Stabby Stabbington

    Mr.Stabby Stabbington

    2 months ago

    Welp now I'm crying out of how hard I laugh

  • Jinsol Lee

    Jinsol Lee

    2 months ago

    I have chronic tachycardia and relate to the girl so hard.

  • fancydeer


    2 months ago

    My dad was sent home with one of these a time or two and his doctors figured out his heart problems. They've sent my mom home with these monitors a few times and never figured out what's up with her heart. I hope this girl's doctors figured out what's going on with her. She sounded really young, I hope she's okay.
    Dude is hilarious. I love how he backed up and was like "oh, damn. my bad. I'm going to joke about this but in an educational way". Seems like a good dude honestly.

  • Ojay Mangion Pace

    Ojay Mangion Pace

    2 months ago

    This is definitely gonna be the funeral speech

  • Carrolynn Shults

    Carrolynn Shults

    2 months ago

    I love how he said my name in the joke lmao

  • sara spence

    sara spence

    2 months ago

    I loved this exchange more than any other I’ve seen so far hahaha

  • Jade Jones

    Jade Jones

    2 months ago

    He kinda looks like star lord from Guardians of the Galaxy

  • Anna Gray

    Anna Gray

    2 months ago

    I love that he makes jokes, but he seems genuinely concerned. He just seems like an absolutely amazing person and he's hilarious 😆

  • Clodagh Walsh

    Clodagh Walsh

    2 months ago

    This got deep fast 😂

  • Father.


    2 months ago

    Don't mind me, just trying too make this 666 comments. There we go.

  • Father.


    2 months ago


  • chizzle


    2 months ago

    This guy battles so many people

  • Jonathan Devach

    Jonathan Devach

    2 months ago

    are not*

  • A random human

    A random human

    2 months ago

    As someone has said “This is hilariously offensive” I don’t remember who said it but it’s true here and I love it

  • The Duckling Homestead and Gardens

    The Duckling Homestead and Gardens

    3 months ago

    @Drew Lynch
    Dude, you are a master of improv!!!! I watched your AGT run and absolutely love you and having now watched many of your clips from different seems to me like it has been a really long time since I've watched a comedic show where the comedian's "act" is more improv than it being stuff he/she has put together to present the audience!!! Your talent reminds me a lot of Robin William's ability to do that!! Your energy is different than his but I believe the talent is equal!!!!!!
    You are AWESOME!!!!!!

  • Chimaira Moody

    Chimaira Moody

    3 months ago

    I had to do the same when I was pregnant for the exact reason and I just DIPPED on the results and echocardiogram because I was scared it would only cause more anxiety. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Lilliana Spencer

    Lilliana Spencer

    3 months ago

    i had to have a heart monitor in 4th grade. i was born with a murmur and summer before 4th grade i went to a physical and they said that my heart wasnt working properly. I have a double heartbeat, its when your heart skips a beat and then doubles. its nothing too major. im now in 10th grade and im in Marching band, Im training to become either a police officer or EMT/Paramedic, and i do belly dance with my aunt.
    Hope she is doing okay and they figured out what was going on.

  • Turtle Wings

    Turtle Wings

    3 months ago

    Dreeeeeew, you inspire me bro! I wanna be as hilarious and witty as you!

  • luísa campos

    luísa campos

    3 months ago

    your improv game is sooo good

  • Faith's Eden

    Faith's Eden

    3 months ago

    Her condition sounds like what I had. Irregular heart rate at fast paced at seemingly random times. Turns out I had two pacemakers! 2% chance of that happening.

  • Ella Erickson

    Ella Erickson

    3 months ago

    Oh I had one of these! Kind of. I wore an EEG for 48 hours to figure out what was wrong with my brain and every time I twitched my head, I would press a red button and log what I was doing. It was pretty annoying because I had to do it every hour as well and then I’d have this glue paste stuff on my scalp and I had a sock net looking thing with wires attacked to my head. It was awful and very uncomfy, but it had to be done. At least this girl did something and went out, I just stayed home and watched stuff. Sorry for the rant lol

  • Sopralto


    3 months ago

    I totally expected her to be in some kind of abusive situation and her partner was that ridiculous, but I'm quite relieved with what I found.

  • Joe Molloy

    Joe Molloy

    3 months ago

    Woman dies laughing at Drew Lynn show tune in at 11 also recall on peas abc news

  • Scruff McGruff

    Scruff McGruff

    3 months ago

    Drew needs a Netflix special 😂

  • Emile Edhouse

    Emile Edhouse

    3 months ago

    i think the heart is racing cos of Neanderthal genes, but that is only what i think

  • Tara yt

    Tara yt

    3 months ago

    It's like when my mom had a lot of strokes and they said they don't know what is causing them

  • Salahuddin Mansour

    Salahuddin Mansour

    3 months ago

    It was so ironic I didn’t believe they were being for real. But yep that is what’s happening

  • Madison Lafayette

    Madison Lafayette

    3 months ago


  • Alchemy


    3 months ago

    My favorite part: “well this will give ya f**king anxiety” 😂

  • gilman reid

    gilman reid

    3 months ago

    How is his stutter so much better I just came from watching him on Agt awesome for him!!!!

  • talon clinger

    talon clinger

    3 months ago

    wait who is her heart racing with?.

  • James Nolan

    James Nolan

    3 months ago

    Good to see his stutter is getting better

  • Njbori973


    3 months ago

    Omg its been so long since I've seen one of your videos

  • TheTruFullmetal


    3 months ago

    Life is comedy everyday! Love it!

  • sweet heart

    sweet heart

    3 months ago

    I had to deal with the same thing months ago omg!

  • Brian Elkins

    Brian Elkins

    3 months ago

    Sounds like pots syndrome, my daughter has it.

  • Dont'e Davis

    Dont'e Davis

    3 months ago

    This video had me dying laughing Drew!!

  • Tofu and Tattoos

    Tofu and Tattoos

    3 months ago

    Same as me! Idk why it does it still but having my son actually lowered it. Got a diagnoses of svt.

  • PixelBit


    3 months ago

    Anyone else think he looks like Chris Pratt's long lost little brother?

  • Brap Time

    Brap Time

    3 months ago

    It’s amazing how much better his stutter has gotten! You go dude!

  • Jodi Stanton

    Jodi Stanton

    3 months ago

    To this audience member: I feel ya! At least you're doing this during the time of great electronics. I had to wear my heart monitor for 30 days straight and every 6 hours I had to find a landline to call the number transmit the report sounds over it. It was annoying and obnoxious and embarrassing. I was diagnosed with multi-atrial tachycardia when my heart rate jumped to 174 while I was sleeping. That was when I was 18. Now I'm 36 and we've found out I've been having seizures for a looooong time, in my sleep, but I'm narcoleptic... and I have been monitoring my heart rate and sleep patterns with my samsung watch and when I fall asleep and my heart rate jumps to 210 it signifies a seizure. I get checked into the hospital in 6 hours for inpatient testing. Yay.

  • DinosaurBanana


    3 months ago

    Wow he got so much better at suppressing his stutter! Thats awesome Drew good for you.

  • ronald munoz

    ronald munoz

    3 months ago

    His voice is sounding different than his got talent days.

  • That One Kid We All Know

    That One Kid We All Know

    3 months ago

    He's thinking she'll die if she laughs, and makes jokes out of it... To make her laugh...
    Drew, you good bro?

  • That One Kid We All Know

    That One Kid We All Know

    3 months ago

    Drew Lynch, the only person concerned he is funny enough to kill

  • Ayden Bales

    Ayden Bales

    3 months ago


  • V


    3 months ago

    This was so sensitive and funny! Truly appreciate how you are up to have a laugh from a good genuine place and not malice, power or fear. It's unique. I'm following your uploads for a while, hopefully someday we'll have good comedians such as you over here. When I go to a a show, once in a year or longer, to give it another try, I'm always the punch line. Everytime on some other thing about me, be it my gender, language, identity... So watching you and other comedians I appreciate really puts me in a grateful heart place that I'm lucky to experience at least that.
    Thank you, anyways. And have a nice life with your soon to be wife, I wish you well :)

  • Hailey Masterson

    Hailey Masterson

    3 months ago

    I have heart issues and have had a monitor similar and just picturing the doctor freaking out is CRACKING me up.

  • MullBerryMouse


    3 months ago

    This was oddly helpful to me because i did not know you can get heart monitor to log what happens with your heart, great to know ive been wondering how i can figure out what the heck is happening with me.

  • Koa Willm

    Koa Willm

    3 months ago

    Why is my stepmom so obbsessed with that zuccinni\

  • Rough Woof

    Rough Woof

    3 months ago

    *This reminds me of a car that runs on depression.*
    Aweeee... runs
    Yay!!! Stops
    AWE.... Runs
    YAY!!!! Stops
    YAY! Stops.

  • Karl Moussa

    Karl Moussa

    3 months ago

    I really wanna watch a full show from drew , does he posts them online somewhere?

  • R-Ez Made That

    R-Ez Made That

    3 months ago

    i find it astounding how much his stuttering has gone away, great job man